Tuesday, July 31, 2007

[ 31072007 1.57pm wheee!! ]

final reminder... tonight at 830pm chn U. lol. i think its either 8 or 830. repeat telecast at midnight. if u wanna check the timing urself, its called i cook for u. also known as ming chu shang cai.

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sometimes, i'm torn between giving a person the benefit of the doubt and believing that he is really indecent. you know, on the mrt, the seats are decently sized, enough for the average man and woman to sit comfortably, if they sit neatly.
now what really pisses me off, are the MEN who think their balls are so huge that they have to spread their legs so wide apart to avoid squashing them. im not asking them to sit cross legged, i just want their knees less than 35cm apart. so if its not that their ding dongs are getting squashed, then is it some i like to feel my leg against a girl's leg fetish?
either way, its just not acceptable. and i make it very obvious by pushing his leg away or even stepping on his toes.

speaking of indecency on the mrt, once when i was in JC, on the morning train to school, this plump man sat next to me with his arms folded and tried to touch me as i slept. for those of you who don't know how that works, try folding your arms now, you'll realise your fingers are hidden right? so when i finally decided he wasn't just restless and shifting around in his seat cos he unfortunately sat on a sea urchin, i woke up from my half doze and instructed him to give me more space. haha. after which his face turned red and he hurriedly got off the train a couple of stops later.

i like to make evil men embarrassed. not all little girls are there to be taken advantage of.

and if your balls are really that huge that you just HAVE to open your legs 180 degrees, then
GET A NEW PAIR OF LOOSE PANTS FFS!
(or just make sure you don't sit next to me on the mrt. i'll stomp your toes off.)

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