[ 05112003 12.44am | kill.bill ]

*warning* do not read if u havent watched the movie. i'll spoil it for you.

excellent show, in my opinion. did really good spoofs of other movies like matrix and bruce lee things. it was like happy tree friends on the big screen! excellent for a few laughs, a few screams and tons of drooling over lucy liu and her female bodyguard, gogo yubari. (whom i'm still trying to figure out... cant decide if shes actually not bad, or if its certain angles that flatter her... kinda looks like a man...)
the blood was really hilarious man... simply tons of it spurting out like shower heads. and i really think the director meant it to spurt out that way. to make it ridiculous... to subvert the goriness (is there such a word?) and make it funny. if it were on stage, i'd call it brecht.
funniest snippet : uma thurman spanking the young boy with the flat of her blade
"say"-est moment : lucy liu whacking the head off mr tanako (??) at the meeting. or her throwing that dart thing through the wall... almost any scene of her in action... except when she died. the way she died sucked. -_-

the ending was one of those that made you feel like you wasted your money watching the whole thing. but it'll make you watch the sequel! damn irritating type...

btw, i really dont think the show deserved its RA rating. the blood was not even realistic. you have to see it to understand. and it was purposely meant to be that way. there were plenty of bad words, sure, but there were no sex scenes. none. not even of anyone kissing. ok, fine. the only sex scene was when young o-ren-ishi (thats her name rite) was sitting astride a paedophilically - inclined father/mother killer who was clad in underwear. (how on earth do you spell that word... i've suddenly become dyslexic) and the focus was so not his tendencies, it was on o-ren-ishi's bloodlust. revenge lust. whatever you want to call it.




one of my "good days" when i'm really tired out. so tired i may just konk off infront of the computer without brushing my teeth. ok. fine. exaggerating. one of the days when i'm actually looking forward to lying on my cool covers... about 5 hours of ts prac rehearsals... talking, going out... movie. good day. =)